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                     Spam Song (c) 2005 by Maynard Smith

April 30, 2005

No other canned meat product can compete with Spam's 'International' appeal.

On the Island of Oahu, the islanders celebrate the joys of spam during their annual Spam Jam.

The power of Spam, creates a buying frenzy.

Maynardio heeds the call to Spamify himself.

Deep beneath the sands of Waikiki Beach, Maynardio visits the Emperor's secret high security vault. Behind three-inch- thick bullet-proof glass, he gets a rare glimpse of two endangered species, commonly referred to as Spam trees. 

Also on display, the Royal Spam Canoe.

Behind special security glass and an invisible laser-beam alarm system, the Royal Spam Ukelele is a magnificent example of expert craftmanship.


Note:
Islanders and tourists can see a replica of this royal treasure when visiting Ukelele House 2 in Honolulu.

Emperor Spam is upset with Maynardio, because he doesn't eat canned meat products. The Emperor wants to put Maynardio in a giant vat of un-pressed Spam and simmer him in savory meat juices.

Maynardio would rather not simmer in savory meat juices, so he has offered to fetch an important artifact for the Emperor. The Royal Golden Can of Precious Spam.

Maynardio starts his dive for meaty treasure and he sees little fishes in the shallow waters near Waikiki.

Larger fish appear as he dives deeper in the warm tropical water.

Finally, his search has ended, he has found the priceless artifact in cloudy water, near the ocean floor...

The Great Wall of Spam!

Maynardio retrieves the Golden Can of Precious Spam!

Maynardio and the Emperor party down.

Note:
Maynardio does not tell the Emperor about discovering the Great Wall of Spam. He knows that someday the Emperor may get upset with him again and he may need  to return to the wall to fetch another Golden Can of Precious Spam.


                                                  The End